Clever SEO Jokes To Get You Through A Creative Slump

(This is a contributed post)

 SEO often gets a bad wrap in the marketing field. Seen as the strict older aunt to content creation and social media, it is a part of marketing that can often leave us feeling overwhelmed and snowed under with pressure. It is an essential part of the lead generation and conversion process and unfortunately, with the ongoing development of search engines, it only becomes more and more crucial to ger right. 

SEOBut SEO isn’t all bad, and you don’t even have to do it all yourself. Outsourcing (Find Out More) exists to make our lives easier and even if you need to do it yourself there are creative ways to go about it. That’s why we want to help you through a slump this week by sharing some funny SEO jokes that might just help you get your mojo back. 

Why have so many people Unfollowed Google Panda on Twitter? Because they post too many updates.

What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor fix? Backlinks.

Billboards4U sent some good feedback…Since starting SEO they’ve seen some real signs of improvement!

What is a pirate’s favourite PPC metric? CT-Rrrrrrrrr

How many SEOs does it take to change a bulb, lightbulb, lightbulbs, lighting, lights

Why have all Penguins been left out of the Antarctic world cup team? Because they cause too many penalties!

Learn To Fly .com have really seen their site’s rankings take off since starting an SEO project.

Coffee Lovers .com are still having ranking problems. It all stems from the Caffeine update.

The locksmith got in touch recently looking for new Keyword research to be done for his site.

The England international football team got in touch. They need more goals set up… And don’t want penalties.

A trampoline site got in touch …Yet another client that has a high bounce rate.

I just got back from #BrightonSEO. I was given room 404 in the hotel I stayed at. I couldn’t find it anywhere!

The parrot appreciation society got in touch. They are having duplicate content issues.

A bed site has lost all its rankings. Apparently, their site has a lot of down time.

What is an SEO’s favorite music?…Heavy Meta!

Heathrow Airport called….They want us to add more landing pages!

The local church emailed earlier… They wanted us to see if we can improve their Conversion Rates.

The hospital emailed. They have seen a decrease in referrals from the local doctors.

The local Chiropractor are using a few PPC ideas in their pricing structure. Cost per Click is one idea…

A local variety act got in touch and they want to use PPC to get more Impressions for their shows. 

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